Daniel Craig's Cat


When our world-famous almost-neighbour (Ssshh! You now who) finally moves into his new (basement & 1st floor maisonette, the cheapskate) house in the 'secluded leafy environs' of Primrose Hill, I bet he never expected that his neighbours would install a hedge in the shape of a very large cat that is lit at night with large red eyes and a diamante collar ...

... why did they do that?

The most interesting answer on the back of a digital postcard wins my bootleg dvd copy (courtesy Knock-off Nigel) of 'Defiance'.

Miaow,

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