Gordo Brown's not of this earth - UFO's over London


We've known it for some time and now we have the proof. That's right, Gordon Brown is not of this earth. Having firstly co-engineered a global economic disaster with that other alien G Bush (same intitals too) and secondly further weakened our military strength by encouraging nuclear disarment, Gordon Brown's real masters have this morning been revealed hovering threateningly over the Houses of Parliament in white blobs captured on camera by Mr Derek Burden of Leverington, Cambs.

In an unnatributed quoute  Mr Burdon said "It's just like something from Dr Who". Indeed. Did Andrew T.Davies have a hand in this we wonder? We should be told.

Read the Telegraph article here:

Comments

  1. Bath Time Thinker18 May 2009 at 10:26

    To expand your hypothesis Cap, Gary Barlow is also an acolyte of the devil as his sanitised pap pop lowers our standards just a little bit each year almost imperceptibly. We eventually end up at the bottom.
    Simon Cowell falls into this category but regrettably is not a GB. However, he is ¼ Scottish so that probably explains it.
    George Best was overrated and a drunk.
    Gina Bewley broke my heart.
    However, to add counterbalance I also liked Gary Busey of Point Break and Lethal Weapon fame and the way he often took to firing blanks at whatever wife he was with that week.

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  2. captainblog3 July 2009 at 01:53

    Have you seen Gary Busey recently? He's definitely mutated back into his original alien form ...

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